Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, god, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!
also took the test while nude and soaking wet yolo
holy fuck i was in the shower when i realized that the unit 1 exam for a online college class i’m taking was due at MIDNIGHT fuck i’m still shaking i logged on at 11:30 and it was a 50-minute quiz but i went ham and did it in 20 still got an A but SHIT that was terrifying