The Hogwarts Hipsters

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2 January 2012 @ 2:08 AM

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#greatest thing ever

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jason-sudeikis:

My New Year’s gift to Tumblr: John Krasinski saying he just read your blog, and wants to make out with you right now.

holy shit i keep replaying it

my dreams have come true

fuck yes life is grand

(Source: eduardosuaverin)

4 months ago via eduardosuaverin (originally eduardosuaverin)

18 November 2011 @ 3:48 PM

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#greatest thing ever

Let me tell you something about Severus Snape. We were best friends in Hogwarts. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in seventh year, I started going out with my first boyfriend James who I totally hated but then we got married, and Severus was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with James, he’d be like, “Why are you such a Mudblood?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-Order pool party, I was like, “Severus, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a Death Eater.” I mean I couldn’t have a Death Eater at my party. There were gonna be Order of the Phoenix members there in their battle robes. I mean, right? He was a DEATH EATER. So then Voldemort called Dumbledore and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of the Order because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall to work for Dumbledore, all of his hair was greasy and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s Potion’s Master.

(Source: district12treelunch)

6 months ago via weasleycansaveanything (originally district12treelunch)

8 November 2011 @ 4:28 PM

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#GREATEST THING EVER

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Emma Watson reading the kiss as written by J.K. Rowling

6 months ago via -hungarianhorntail (originally mione-weasley)